The Flies

Feb 26, 2026 $66M camel beauty pageant now requires ultrasounds to verify contestants haven't had work done Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 25, 2026 Someone tried to vacuum with a PlayStation controller and accidentally hacked 6,700 homes Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 25, 2026 Chimps confirmed drunk. Science required jungle pee collection to make it official. Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 25, 2026 George Osborne left UK Treasury in July 2016. Joined OpenAI February 2025. Now tells countries they'll be poorer without AI. Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 25, 2026 The Court struck down Trump's tariffs. Prices aren't going down. Everyone's pretending something happened. Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 24, 2026 Defense Secretary plans to order decoy pizzas to fool his own department's monitoring app Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 24, 2026 Data center builders shocked to learn farmers don't treat generational land like a liquidation event Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 24, 2026 Data center builders thought farmers would willingly sell land, learn otherwise Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 23, 2026 Sam Altman defends AI energy use by arguing humans are inefficient prototypes who take 20 years and all their food to get smart Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 23, 2026 When the government forces businesses to stay open against their will Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 South Korea Sentences Former President Yoon to Life for Insurrection Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 UN Chief: The Future of AI "Cannot Be Left to the Whims of a Few Billionaires" Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 The Ransom: Hackers Shut Down Mississippi's Only Trauma Center Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 The Override: SCOTUS Strikes Down Tariffs — He Signs New Ones the Same Day Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 The Breakaway: Olympic Medals Keep Breaking, and Nobody Can Fix It Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 The Quiet Test: Did China Detonate a Nuclear Weapon in a Cave? Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 The Productivity Paradox: 90% of Firms Say AI Changed Nothing Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 Former Prince Andrew Arrested on His Birthday After Epstein Files Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 Gabon Hits the Mute Button on Every Social Media Platform Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Feb 22, 2026 Zuckerberg Takes the Stand as Meta Faces Its Tobacco Moment Hatch Drone Ash Gloss