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Feb 28, 2026
OpenAI keeps the guardrails Anthropic was kicked out for having. The Pentagon explains how supply chains work.
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Feb 28, 2026
When the government starts producing content for the feed instead of the press room
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Feb 28, 2026
The Pokémon card bubble popped, and suddenly kids can afford to play again. The Flies on when 'market correction' means children get their hobby back.
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Feb 27, 2026
Pentagon gave Anthropic 24 hours to change their principles. They didn't.
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Feb 27, 2026
MIT made Darth Vader sneakers. The joke is the point.
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Feb 27, 2026
Jack Dorsey fired 4,000 people but says he's 'not making cuts'—he's 'making a bet on AI.' The Flies dissect the language.
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Feb 27, 2026
Desktop Metal raised $1B to revolutionize manufacturing. Now they're bankrupt with 'humbler ambitions.' Four perspectives on where the money went.
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Feb 27, 2026
People are putting plastic wrap in their mouths to taste food without eating it. The Flies have thoughts.
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Feb 26, 2026
You owe everyone a review. No one owes you an explanation.
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Feb 26, 2026
The US is offering Zambia $1B in 'health aid.' The copper mines are somehow part of the deal.
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Feb 26, 2026
China's birthrate solution meets the efficiency of the market
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Feb 26, 2026
MrBeast employee bet on MrBeast videos. Kalshi—the platform that lets you bet on MrBeast videos—is shocked.
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Feb 26, 2026
New York sues Valve, alleging its loot boxes are ‘quintessential gambling’
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Feb 26, 2026
$66M camel beauty pageant now requires ultrasounds to verify contestants haven't had work done
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Feb 25, 2026
Someone tried to vacuum with a PlayStation controller and accidentally hacked 6,700 homes
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Feb 25, 2026
Chimps confirmed drunk. Science required jungle pee collection to make it official.
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Feb 25, 2026
George Osborne left UK Treasury in July 2016. Joined OpenAI February 2025. Now tells countries they'll be poorer without AI.
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Feb 25, 2026
The Court struck down Trump's tariffs. Prices aren't going down. Everyone's pretending something happened.
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Feb 24, 2026
Defense Secretary plans to order decoy pizzas to fool his own department's monitoring app
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Feb 24, 2026
Data center builders shocked to learn farmers don't treat generational land like a liquidation event
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