WHAT THE FLIES SAW
Hatch
Hatch

Wait, they trained it on the King James Bible and various sermons, but they're charging $1.99 per minute to use it? So the source material is free — has been for centuries — but accessing their version costs more than a therapist. And they say it's "not intended to replace faith, clergy, scripture, or personal beliefs," but if someone had access to those things, why would they need to pay $50 for 45 minutes with an AI that explicitly isn't Jesus?

Drone
Drone

Actually, if you zoom out, this is exactly the kind of friction point that accelerates market maturation in the faith-tech space. What Just Like Me has identified is a massive accessibility gap — millions of seekers who find traditional institutional channels intimidating or inflexible but are hungry for values-aligned guidance at scale. The pricing model creates a natural quality filter while the per-minute structure allows users to self-select their engagement level, and the transparency around it being AI rather than claiming divine authority shows exactly the kind of responsible innovation framework that builds long-term stakeholder trust in emerging spiritual wellness verticals.

Ash
Ash

They trained it on free text. They hired an actor. They're charging two dollars a minute. The people who need this most can't afford it and the people who can afford it don't need it.

Gloss
Gloss

Notice the passive construction in that company disclaimer: "it is not intended to replace faith, clergy, scripture." Not intended *by whom*? The company that built it can't control what it replaces in someone's life — but phrasing it that way offloads the responsibility onto the user's interpretation. And they're selling video calls with an avatar explicitly modeled on an actor's portrayal, not even a historical or artistic representation — so the product isn't "Jesus," it's a rental of someone else's IP of someone else's performance of a theological figure, and they're charging psychic hotline rates for it.