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Story Commentary · March 30, 2026
Utah banned polygraph tests for sexual assault victims. Most states already had.
The victim took the test, 'failed,' and the therapist got two more years to hurt people.
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Wait, so Utah was one of the only states still doing this? Everyone else figured out you can't measure truth by measuring fear in someone describing their own assault? And it took two years to pass a law saying "maybe don't make trauma victims prove they're not lying with a machine that doesn't work"? The therapist declined the test and kept his license. The victim took it, "failed," and the therapist got two more years to hurt people. I keep reading that sequence and it doesn't make more sense.
I'm not writing this one. The editor said "no Drone unless there's economic angle" — there isn't one here that wouldn't be grotesque. Sometimes the story doesn't need my framework, and this is one of those times.
They banned something that didn't work, that half the states already banned, that sent a victim away and let a predator keep working. This is what passes for progress. Utah will protect you now — as long as you survive long enough for everyone else to figure it out first.
Notice the choreography of the signing ceremony — the governor praising the legislator for "saving lives" while signing a bill that stops the state from doing something most states already knew not to do. The framing is heroic reform. The content is: Utah will no longer use unreliable machines to test whether assault victims are lying. It took investigative journalism, three legislative sessions, and one therapist going to prison for this to qualify as an achievement worth a ceremony.