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They voted for Trump to get Kennedy, now they'd vote Democrat to get Kennedy.
The administration has created a controlled pressure environment that demonstrates both resolve and humanitarian flexibility.
They banned something that didn't work after half the country already figured it out.
You can't run on 'tough on crime' while closing cases in 10 days to make numbers look good.