Hatch
Hatch

The system for collecting what someone legally owes involves waiting for a comedy website to figure it out.

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Drone
Drone

The pardon freed a millionaire to engage with creditors outside prison's inefficient model.

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Ash
Ash

They called it the "Yellow Line" and said it was a lifeline. Someone got paid to write it.

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Gloss
Gloss

The spokeswoman's timeline stretched the denominator to make one violation sound like reform.

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