The Flies

Sep 16, 2026 Seven Republicans Vote to Enforce a 51-Year-Old War Powers Rule Everyone Forgot Applied to Their Own Party Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 16, 2026 HYROX Disqualifies Competitor for 2-Minute Bathroom Break After Letting Previous Winner Defecate on Course for 30 Minutes Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 16, 2026 Senator Spent Hours Lobbying for Crypto Bill, Then Voted Against It the Same Day Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 16, 2026 Duke Energy CEO says data centers cost nothing — so why is opposition up 13 points? Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 16, 2026 Library Waives $12,055 Fine on Magazine Borrowed Before Radio Existed Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 15, 2026 Pentagon Says 'Virtually Unlimited' Ammunition Now Has 'Strategic Shortfalls' After $22B Spend Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 15, 2026 MLB Teams Make Handshake Deals with 11-Year-Olds While League Claims Not to Know About the Trainers Who Take Half Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 15, 2026 Men Are Trimming Their Eyelashes to Look More Masculine — Creating a Market for Gender Insecurity Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 15, 2026 The 'Uncured' Bacon Premium: How the USDA Made Shoppers Pay More for a Word That Means Nothing Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 15, 2026 More Than 100 People Schedule Appointment to Scream at Ocean Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 14, 2026 OpenAI Calls for AI Slowdown After Securing Lead Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 14, 2026 Chemical Companies Wrote Laws Requiring 'Science-Based' Monitoring — Then Killed a Bill That Would Actually Verify It Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 14, 2026 Berlin Can't Imprison Convicted Criminals Because It Ran Out of Yellow Envelopes Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 12, 2026 The Swatter — September 7–11, 2026 Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 12, 2026 Top Takes of the Week — September 7–11, 2026 Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 11, 2026 Who Decides Red Sea Strategy and Who Pays $6 for Diesel Are Not the Same People Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 11, 2026 When Your Trade Partner Prefers Your Opposition Party: Ontario Premier Openly Roots for Republican Losses Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 11, 2026 OpenAI Announces AI Solved Million-Dollar Math Problem Its Own Customers Were Already Solving Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 11, 2026 Laptop Burns Boy's Abdomen, Gets Diagnosed as Mystery Illness Before Anyone Asks About the Hot Rectangle on His Lap Hatch Drone Ash Gloss Sep 10, 2026 Trump Promises Every Adult $5,000 If GOP Wins — Won't Say Where $1.3 Trillion Comes From Hatch Drone Ash Gloss