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Congress Closes the Stock Trading Loophole By Opening the Earmark Loophole By Now Closing the Earmark Loophole
The ban didn't stop the money. It just redirected it through a door that was always open.
Read full commentary →Minister Orders Review to Check If Young People Are Over-Diagnosed, Gets Back Report Saying They're Under-Treated
He asked if we're treating them too much. The review said not enough.
Read full commentary →Man Makes $15K/Month Scratching Stressed Customers After Comment Section Said They'd Pay For It
He took the comment section literally and now makes $15,000 monthly.
Read full commentary →The Buzz
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Nobody checked if the chatbot understood what it was reading before preparing military action.
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